Human Resources has become spineless.
by Thesenutzz November 06, 2019
You should contact Human Resources
by xxxverifiedxxx September 12, 2023
Jesus Christ!!! That’s a lot of human bacon
by Obamas left hand December 29, 2020
Someone who is smart and knows generally about anything, but ends up giving either false or too much information.
Example A
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.
Me: K den.
Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
Me: Bob, do you know about the Boston Red Sox?
Bob: The Boston Red Sox is an American professional baseball team based in Boston, Massachusetts, founded in 1901. Their uniform consists of a standard baseball cap and shirt, and specifically red socks, hence the name of the team "Boston Red Sox". The Boston Red Sox is currently a member in the Major League Baseball's American League Eastern Division.
Me: K den.
Example B
Me: What's inside a hot pocket anyways?
Bob: Peanut butter, jelly, and two slices of bread.
Me: That's why it tastes like meat, thanks Human Wikipedia!
by So... November 08, 2013
A neo-human is a person that looks athletic and/or strong but is in reality weak and/or unathletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
A neo-human can also be a person that looks fat and/or weak that is in reality strong and/or athletic.
Marcus: That guy looks like he super strong.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
Mancus: He is weak.
Marcus: How come?
Mancus. He is a neo-human.
by the one and only youghurt male May 24, 2024
by dickfucking \slut January 06, 2021
A person who makes everyone around them happy, does not do anything particularly complicated or stressful, elicits a smile on the faces of others upon the mere mention of their name, and whom people love being around.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Every group of friends and company needs one. In sports, they are referred to as a Locker Room Guy.
Howard: I swear the only thing good about this job is Andy. Every time I am upset or stressed, I go hang out at his desk and feel better.
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
Alyssa: Ya, he is The Human Version of a Golden Retriever. Management keeps him around for that reason, to sanitize this shit ass job.
Thomas: Smells like shit, tho
by Mike109999 October 02, 2022