holy slowly

a word used to describe being astonished about something

Holy slowly, my computer takes forever to save a file

by SEANDOR October 29, 2018

Holy bonanza

It is when a rich person who is extremely religious gives out a ton of money

Rich guy: Anyone ready for a holy bonanza?
The crowd: Amen

by General_Chaos June 2, 2021

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?!

A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

by Not a Dictionary March 8, 2021

Holy Shut

Holy Shut is the after effects of intercourse with your ex girlfriend. This includes you penis being limp and irritated for at least two hours.

After sex I started to have the Holy Shut effect and it annoyed the hell out of me.

by Nothing is real115 October 14, 2018

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>

I, Angel Hellstrom Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add Oak Sucks Richard, Timothy, And Gunther Genitals <Dick, Gunner, And Tim>

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 10, 2025

Holy crash

Instead of saying holy shit say holy crash and everything will be ok

They just got into a fight holy crash when are they going stop

by Trinxdy1 November 8, 2019

Holy Whore

A person who constantly breaks up with and then gets back together with the exact same person numerous times

"Britanny has broken up with and got back together with Billy 8 times!"

"That Holy Whore!"

by TheRussianHippo July 3, 2023