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Dutch Plumber

a Dutch plumber is a sexual term usually used amongst trade workers. To perform a “Dutch plumber”, when one guy inserts an ABS pipe into the anal cavity of another and spray hot or cold water into the pipe.
Those plumbers probably gave each other a “Dutch plumber”.
Take your shirt off and give me a “Dutch plumber”.
The boss’s son gave me a “Dutch plumber”.
by Mr. Kenny January 20, 2019
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The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.
I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.
by Paco1568 October 30, 2011
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Dutch Broven

When a bunch of bros get together, cut holes the size of a head through a large blanket, and eat foods that cause much gas. They collectively wear this blanket while an unfortunate victim is inside and they pass as much gas as possible effectively cutting off good air to the unfortunate victim. The victim must stay within the broven until a time limit is reached specified by the bros.
The Dutch Broven reeked of taquitos, asparagus, and ass.
by Bringindowntheblouse April 8, 2015
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Dutch Nuggets

A timeless dish that is the culmination of (2) classic entrees.

Obtain a Chipotle burrito bowl and Wendy's spicy nuggets in one sitting. Drop the nuggets into the bowl and shake vigorously creating a convection of nuggety goodness (similar to that of a Dutch Oven).

Serve immediately with Yum Yum sauce. Inebriation serves to enhance the flavor.
Guy 1: Bro, do you want to grab some Dutch Nuggets tonight?
Guy 2: Dutch Nuggeeetttsss!!!
Guy 1: Dutchhhhh Nugitz!
Guy 2: Hell ya fam, I'll bring the yum yum.
by ZDub52 July 21, 2020
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dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy
" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"
by climatejames November 16, 2016
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Wouble Dutch

If you don't spark that Wouble Dutch you lil ass bitch
by Wouble Dutch is life September 20, 2016
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Double dutch

To bamboozle, deceive, bait and switch.
Sometimes with the help of multiple parties but not necessarily.
"Dude, I just got double dutched by my dogs. One of them distracted me while the other stole my sandwhich!"
by Jtrees November 26, 2018
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