when your boyfriend or girlfriend start talking about the future and you notice that you arent in it so then you get concerned and ask why am i not in your future? and then they break the bad news, i wasnt planning on being you forever sorry
sarah- hey tom, you know when i get married the guy i want to married to would have to be extremely hot so none of our kids would be ugly
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
tom- what about me?!?
sarah- oh yea this is your only early dump notice
by demipse February 14, 2010
by Tewil March 14, 2017
Catching up on reading classified documents while taking a shit is my favorite thing to do You could call it a Classified Trump Dump here at Mar-a-Lago
by Laughs Along With Humans June 15, 2023
when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal
I just had the biggest dump failure.
by kittttttten February 03, 2017
**Chad takes Brad’s backpack to bathroom**
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
Chad: I’m going to give this backpack some liquid luck.
**Chad brings back backpack**
Brad: Who took a dump in my backpack?! **Chad is snickering from across the room**
Chad to classmate: I took a backpack dump
by Trappa-keepa March 23, 2018
The act of defecating on one's sexual partner, but just a small amount (like the size of a chocolate truffle). Not to be confused with the larger Cleveland Steamer.
by The_Friendly_Faitheist January 03, 2017
Dumps are when you flash your friends on zoom. Dumps are with a consensual group that is prepared for that. Originated in April 2020 during the COVID pandemic while watching Desert Hearts stream on twitch, not at work or school zooms.
by Day1Plamper December 07, 2021