women over 50 dating

Some random ad on UrbanDictionary I see all the time. I wonder how much UD's getting payed to show this.

UD:women over 50 dating!

Me:That's not a milf, that's a dinosaur

by CrungleChugger97 November 2, 2021

out of date pot noodle

the overall taste and appearance of a VAGINA belonging to an unclean overweight female

the OUT OF DATE POT NOODLE can be found in any branch of witherspoons at various times of the day

by mr shush July 27, 2010

On-Blind Date

A first face-to-face date with a stranger met online.

After weeks of instant messaging, I finally agreed to an on-blind date with this girl I met on Match.com.

by fulfreez October 13, 2011

Date Foam

Ejaculant. Normally referenced with respect to wishing to be ready for a first sexual encounter with a new partner.

"I haven't had a wank for days. Making sure there's plenty of date foam for tonight!"

by D. D. D. August 14, 2023

Dating

Something that you would never be able to do yes the reader ;)

“ When to 2 people are romantically interest in each other and planning for their future with the other significant other ”

Guy #1 : Hey bro I hear you and Lexi has been dating how that’s been mate!

Guy #2 : Very lovely! She been great

by Annagotfound October 16, 2021

Serial dating

To date too many people. To date carelessly.

"Would you like it if your daughter started serial dating?" - Martha to Suzy.
Suzy "Taylor Swift did it and she's a success".

by Your dirty lil secret April 11, 2019

Self-Date

An empowering way to spend quality time with yourself to boost your own self-love and self-worth.. treating yourself with the same love/ care as you would someone you care about!
It could be going for a solo trip.. or going to a hobby class.. going to the movies.. or an indulgent spa-cation..

The idea is to value your own time and relationship with yourself!

Ever since I started to Self-Date.. I started realizing how toxic my ex was!

She may be in a relationship.. but that doesn't mean she can't Self-Date too!

by anonymous June 21, 2022