Much like "The Houddini", during intercourse the male should spit on her back to create the impression of him being "finished", then when she turns round he spunks in her eye. From this, he should then kick her like as to ensure that she is covering one eye whilst simultaneously hopping and yelling "aaargh", much like a pirate.
by Steve the Pirate 999 April 17, 2014
Get the The Captain Jack Sparrowmug. 
Get the Captains Knockmug. When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020
Get the Captain Gavmug. by drummerjg June 9, 2012
Get the Captain Pissermug. Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
Get the the captain phillipsmug. When a girl goes down on you in a hot tub and as you cum and convulse she stays sucking causing her to dunk her head underwater until you finish.
by sugar918 January 13, 2022
Get the The Captainmug.