Dang man, I didnt have a condom but I had gloves and a rubber band. Thank god she liked Dirty Bus Driver Hands
by Steezmiester June 19, 2020
A bus pusher is a term used for a group of golfers who due to the complete incompetence of their bus driver were forced to push their minibus a distance of many miles because the driver was too short (sighted) to recognise that the fuel gauge was showing a dangerously low level of fuel. The passengers that day should have known not to trust the bus driver. He has previous instances of incompetent behaviour including doing a u-turn on the A90 while travelling at approx. 60 mph and not recognising that the big steel floating objects in Aberdeen harbour were actually boats.
John: I really don’t think you have enough diesel to make it back to the airport, there is a filling station up the road here I really think you should stop and put a fiver of diesel in
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
Casey: I agree with my fellow front seat passenger and expert navigator John, I would recommend stopping for a quick drop of diesel, we definitely don’t want to run out before we get there
Back seat passengers: We agree with the 2 intelligent & handsome men in the front Jimmy, make sure you don’t run out of fuel.
Jimmy: A fuck it we will be alright, we’ll chance it.
Jimmy: (a couple of miles later) Ah Jaysis lads we’re after running out of diesel, how did that happen?
Willie: You’re nothing but a useless Bollix Jimmy, now we will all have to get out and push
Frank: I’m going to have a smoke and walk behind the bus, I don’t want to be a bus pusher
by The Navigator October 09, 2018
A person who asked to sit with you (or vice versa) on the bus & then you sit next to them every single day, & possibly horde the seat for so only they can sit next to you.
by Sumo Samurott February 11, 2025
More intentional than being thrown under a bus, this is the person who throws the figurative bus at someone, particularly a co-worker.
My co-worker is such a bus chucker. Did you see how she called me out and placed blame on me during that public meeting?!
by islalisa July 30, 2023
She’s cute and all, but I think we’re just gonna be friends. I don’t wanna be the last guy on the bus.
by SiL3Nt J September 21, 2023
Considered the bus avoid among the children of St Edwards and St Joesephs Gosford. It heads towards the ghetto/ hood of Umina. The residents of this bus are seen to be some of the 'badest' and most notorious niggaz on the Coast. The people travelling on this bus often engage in various crimes such as: stealing, assault, murder, being a sick cunt and other illegal shit. The prodominant gang inhabiting the bus is known as the 'Umina Blood Conference' aka the 'bee's knee's, mother fucking sluggerz'. Shit goes down on this bus and the only safe seats are the first on the right and on the bus drivers lap. Passengers better watch their back.
Example 1
Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81
Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!
Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine
Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole
Gunshots.................
Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation
The Daddy Yo: Hey bra
The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin
The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's
The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce
Example 3
Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at
Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga
Passenger 1: Lets sit on the back seat of Bus 81
Passenger 2: Oh hell nah dawg. that seats reserved for the baddest mothers, ya hear!
Passenger 1: Dont be silly, it will be fine
Umina Blood Conference: The hell ya'll niggaz doing up in my house asshole
Gunshots.................
Example 2: Blood Conversation Conversation
The Daddy Yo: Hey bra
The Dewce: Skuxxin lad, s'happenin
The Daddy Yo: Pimpin, slaying hoes, rideing on 64's
The Dewce: nice mayne, real nayce
Example 3
Cop Slapper: Where's Sexual chocolate at
Sexy Choc: Sexing it up, ya know mean nigga
by The Realest Fool aka sexy choc September 25, 2010
by Brotitoterd April 24, 2017