Cozier than a hair in a biscuit

When you’re very, snug, cozy, or comfortable.

Popularized by Michael Evans in 2021.

Last night while the snow was falling and the fireplace was roaring, I felt cozier than a hair in a biscuit!

by geej123 April 18, 2021

Rubber Biscuit

When your shit gets fucked. Applies in ample amounts of situations.

Him: You see Terry’s car after last night.

Me: Yeah, heard he rubber biscuited into a semi.

by Ting Mon December 30, 2019

dunk biscuits

A term used to describe inserting ones testicles into another person's anus. It has become a stereotypical act of the homosexual community in the highlands.

Apparently they took it in turns to dunk biscuits, if you know what I mean...

by Schlongzilla (MJB) January 08, 2012

Dexterous biscuit

A biscuit that uses its tiny hands to ‘hold itself together’ better.
See also dexterous Pringle.
And biscuit dexterity.

Caramel choc hob non holds more dexterity so can be dunk a few times 😋
A very dexterous biscuit indeed.

by Gentlemens night May 27, 2020

glazed biscuit

When guys cum on a biscuit and the last one to cum has to eat it.

I'll challenge you to a glazed biscuit!

by this website is fucked up November 04, 2013

always take the biscuit

A term that when used gives people enormous power and strength for a short period of time.

When Larry was losing a fight a stranger yelled from a far always take the biscuit fam, Larry suddenly became a fucking Ninja Master and kicked the shit out of his opponents.

by D_A_M_3727 April 29, 2018

lemwiskit biscuit

extraordinary or bloody brilliant

Contestant: How was my performance Simon Cowell

Simon Cowell: That performance was lemwiskit biscuit!

Contestant: wha-

Simon Cowell: *presses the golden buzzer*

Contestant: Wow I’m so happy but could somebody tell me what lemwiskit bisc-

Howie Mandel: woohoo

by dongsqueeze September 19, 2021