A True god in the eyes of some, he was raised under a father who plays Golf 24/7, living off the bare minimum of earnings from the local pizza shop. Michael is funny, charming but most of all, has a magnificent hair line. His stance alone places his holy seed inside any woman in a 10 mile radius. He is the man, the myth, the legend.
by Tigbitties1600 June 13, 2018
Michael Tungry was a once famous man who could eat a ridiculous amount of food. It is even rumored that he ate three mungrys, however there is no actual physical evidence of this. Michael Tungry went missing in 2002 and his last known location is in Wisconsin.
Andrew: Hey, did you hear about Michael Tungry? He ate three mungrys!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
Alyssa: I'm sorry, but it is impossible to eat a mungry. There's no way anyone would believe that he ate three!
by Jamesatron March 10, 2009
by periodtf February 16, 2019
Someone: "Ay yo you know who made the song "Rolling stones""
Someone else: "Yeah! It was Saint Michael!"
Someone else: "Yeah! It was Saint Michael!"
by Dragoni December 23, 2020
Someone who plays females to get what they want. Manipulates them into sex and then break their heart. Wondering why they werent enough.
by BabyGirlBitch January 13, 2020
the coolest giraffe of all giraffes. Usually fun, playful, and very smart.He stands out as the coolest giraffe
by Cool4Dayz December 23, 2018
The president of the united states of america since 2015.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
Also a famous basketball player that everyone loves. Also can sometimes be associated with slam dunks.
John: *hits 180 slam dunk*
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
Pete: where the fuck did john go, and why is there a white michael jordan across the field.
by Jef is god jef is life October 09, 2018