Just Mike

He not Mike. He’s Just Mike. He’s a husband, a father, a dog dad, and a hard worker. He is a wood crafter as well.
He was a dusty beard and loves Star Wars.
He’s a good guy.

That Mike guy is great.
Just Mike, I mean.

by Anita Nap February 7, 2024

Mike

A piece of shit who’s always full of shit and makes up stories that are far from true , he also has a below average size penis

Mike likes fat juicy cock

by Jjiji April 3, 2023

Mike

Michael’s usually have a touch of the ‘tism

Person 1: why is Mike just sitting there in a corner?
Person 2: Not sure, although i have a cousin who does something similar at loud places. Maybe he’s autistic?

by Olive8 April 4, 2023

Thanks Mike

When you friend dies and screws you over, leaving you holding the bag.

“Thanks Mike, appreciate cha” Meghan says to Ricky.

by MamaNasty April 5, 2023

Mike Afton

micheal afton but shorter

random person: hi ourple person
michael afton: im called mike afton you ugly thing

by RJZVBloxer_YT' April 7, 2023

Mike Coxlong

Mike Coxlong is one of the most dangerous diseases that can happen to mankind, primarily to humans called "teachers". This disease puts some people in a coma for the rest of their lives. A total of 126,365 teachers have been diagnosed with this disease. People get this disease through an online quiz game called "Kahoot!", and can only spread if somebody names themselve "Mike Coxlong". If you're a teacher who witnessed the name "Mike Coxlong", refrain from any contact with any other animal or human, as this could spread the virus. Millions of teachers around the globe have died and been put in a coma because of this virus. The only way to avoid this disease is to turn off manual names. Students are the only people who can start the disease. May god have mercy on us all.

Who here in the classroom is named "Mike Coxlong"?

by guysthisorangeisginemenasaurus April 10, 2023

Mike

A butthead.

That guy I'd such a Mike.

by Starbarfartyfar April 14, 2023