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Josh

When he laughs he sounds like a fucking hyena on crack and his veins become 3d. He's as tall as fuck. Likes to smoke titties. Has a voice deeper than the ocean. Fast.
Josh stop laughing ur making me laugh more!
"Smoke titties."~Josh 2017
by JMartBoii September 25, 2019
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Josh

Typically the baddest, best looking mother fuckers on the planet. To know a Josh is to know wisdom. To know a Josh is to know humour. To know a Josh is to know sexual prowess. Josh’s can be found all over the world and have a reputation for being charming, kind, witty, and hopelessly romantic. Josh’s are know for rescuing damsel’s in distress and volunteering their time at animal shelters and old folks homes. However, despite their appealing demeanour and calm attitude, Josh’s have the mental fortitude of a Navy Seal, the strength of a full grown silverback Gorilla, and the loyalty of a wolf. I’m other words, so not mess with a Josh.
Did you know the World’s Most Interesting Man’s first name is Josh?
by Polaris07 November 22, 2021
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Josh Drewery

a stupid man who doesn't know how to run and is as fat as a rhino on steroids
by Gingerbiggy May 22, 2019
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Josh

Anyone with this name usually has curly light hair. They most of the time will eat anything but a dude’s booty
Yo, look at that guy. He’s totally Josh.🍛
by Bisuqe April 13, 2019
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josh jewhamel

a tall actor who bangs da hot blondes in nikolas sparx movies
josh jewhamel tapped dem hos on screen
by D Flawless May 1, 2025
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Josh Li

He`s a scrub and has a 1 inch thingy. He has glasses and he is basically a slave for his parents. He is forced to do a crap top....oops i mean a shit ton wait.........i mean a fuck ton of homework. But he`s a pretty nice guy but only some times. Other times he`s a 100% scrub.
That guy is such a Josh Li
by MyNameIsBobaloba March 3, 2017
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Joshing

Joshing is a multipurpose word used in place of sexual acts
He’s joshing all over the place!
Dude, stop joshing off!
I’m gonna Josh you
by LeeTheRat June 6, 2024
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