Foot Nipples

Toes

I could not resist worshipping her foot nipples.

by ApricotFields June 27, 2025

Club foot

A deformed foot that is twisted so that the sole cannot be placed flat on the ground. In other words, your grippers literally become golf clubs.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about timmy and his club foot?

Guy 2: Oof yeah, but hey, at least he doesn't have to pay for his golf clubs!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 28, 2025

Kiss my foot

A more polite version of "kiss my ass."

Friend: "He said you were too mean to him."

Me: "Well, he can respectfully kiss my foot. I said what I said."

by Willbbackup July 4, 2025

Foot Fungi

Rabid fans of right-wing creators Ethan & Hila Klein. Calling themselves "foot soldiers", these fans engage in campaigns of harassment, bullying, brigading & doxxing of anyone who criticizes the once popular Ethan Klein. Reminiscent of cults such as Charles Manson's, they are impervious to reason, logic and truth - whatever their leader tells tells them becomes gospel and they will quickly expel other members who begin to question the behaviour and actions of Ethan.

The foot fungi have posted revenge porn on their subreddit again

by Ethan DeKlein July 4, 2025

42nd Regiment Of Foot

The 42nd regiment is a scottish regiment, back in the napoleonic wars,

42nd Regiment Of Foot guy: we neeh a bear ih cae
British man: YOUR BLOODY CAPSTAINS ARE STOLEN FROM OUR SHIPS!!

by Tedstr July 11, 2025

Four Foot Thirty

Another way of saying someone is 6 ft 6.

A tall person with rizz you can look up to.

That guy is so fuckin' tall!
Word, I'm pretty sure he's four foot thirty!

"Mike, how tall are you?"
"I'm four foot thirty!"

by Mvandy22 July 14, 2025

Dirty Foot Jerk

When you got either a clean or dirty foot and feeling kinda frisky so you jerk a cock ... And he LOVES IT!!!

My boyfriend fell asleep in the chair and I stuck my foot up his basketball shorts and dirty foot jerked him off

by anonymous July 28, 2025