The son or daughter of a deadbeat dad, mainly used for Father's who are in the same town not hiding but still will go at any cost of ignoring there yard children as if they were the pleage.
_I'm sorry your honor but that kid is not mine
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
_the file clearly says it's your biological son
_ Your honor that's my yard child, I don't even know how to spell the retarded ass name my babymama gave him
_Order in the court, what do you think this is a babershop, please have some respect for the gavel
by Toroz May 29, 2018
Get the Yard Childmug. An individual under the age of 18 who cheers themself up through entertainment and happiness. Children who are under this role refuse to share their feelings as they think NO ONE ELSE would care about them. They are always around people who give them disrespect and nothing but their own problems. They do nothing but help them.
by roles September 1, 2023
Get the Ruptered Childmug. by Lukey2823857928735 January 23, 2024
Get the Lucas Childsmug. A child from the age of 8-12, the annoying age of harassment and dramatic temper tantrums. All they do is eat and try and be the center of attention. They are always out of pocket. They are in the same era as “sticky ipad kids”
You: “Can I have some of your crossiant ___?”
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
Middle aged child: *shoves entire crossiant in mouth*
You: “Hey would you get off your ipad?”
Middle aged child: *screams* or flat out ignores you
by iamafarmer8888 July 29, 2022
Get the middle aged childmug. the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.
Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!
Mary Childs: Perfect at everything
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!
Mary Childs: Perfect at everything
by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018
Get the mary childsmug. TommyInnit in one word.
by UltraSaberX July 21, 2021
Get the Childmug. Awhile ago I was working with a jungle child...
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.
His name was Dende, he was a great inspiration for me.
by h_a_blue June 11, 2025
Get the Jungle Childmug.