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If you are looking at this and are a child, I feel bad that you have to see this hatred.
Mom, am I a demon? People say children are demons on urban dictionary.
by Sheeeeeeesha September 28, 2021
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Peer Child

One partner in a committed relationship that is incapable or unwilling to carry their fair share of the burdens in the relationship: to whit, child rearing; child pick-up/drop-off; household chores; caring for elderly parents; grocery shopping etc. etc. Thereby, making themselves an unfair burden on the capable partner in the relationship. The functional equivalent of another child.
Friend #1
I'd love to go to Happy Hour with you. BUT my Husband took the afternoon off to play Golf, so I have have to pick up both kids, go to the store AND cook dinner.

Friend #2

He's such a Peer Child
by ATX-DUDE July 16, 2009
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fatherless child

HEY guYz its Me JellYBeaN11!1!1!!1!

Thats a fatherless child
by french fires May 3, 2022
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child of the light

child of the light

A child who is lost in sound, time, and reality.
"that poor kid."
"did you know?, He's a child of the light."
"sad."
by lkaoiss February 18, 2023
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child hunting

child hunting is an occupation where you lurk in a ball pit until a small child comes in then you strike pulling them under and doing a death roll they suffocate and you sell them to homeless people who need food
by Jamaican sensation 33333333 September 5, 2018
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child boil

we ran out of food so we had to child boil
by Child Beater October 8, 2019
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child labor

child labor is the best way to learn
by bigguywithbigbrain December 29, 2023
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