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Willi

A person who usually goes by billy. Willi is a little idiot that likes to piss off others
Don't be a willi
by Brutalspawn4 September 24, 2019
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South bound willy

Eat a female out and then proceed to tongue her ear canal while during intercourse
Dude I gave Mikayla a south bound willy last night and can't get the ear wax out of my teeth
by Devioz January 11, 2022
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Willy rot

Willy rot is an STD that affects 1 in every 10,000,000,000 men making it very rare. It can be contracted by not changing your underwear for 10 or more days. It starts by rotting your willy and balls and then starts to make your fingers and nose rot like hypothermia. Willy rot isn’t fatal but can be used as a way to prevent loss of virginity. Patient zero is supposedly Andrew donagher.
Person 1: did you hear Finn has willy rot?
Person 2: yeah I think so. Thankfully it’s in the early stages and can still be prevented,
by Just the best person 10 January 21, 2024
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Willy

by manhater69 December 29, 2019
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Willy Wonka Wet Dream

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023
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eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.
Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....
by Eatdeeznutz May 23, 2014
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willy sneeze

v. To ejaculate, often in an uncontrolled manner.
I was ploughing your mum last night and then willy sneezed all over her fun bags.
by whomereallywho March 8, 2009
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