Porn Shorts

A man's shorts that are loose around the thighs which, whilst the wearer is seated in a legs-parted comfortable position, allow a half-scrotum to escape from the side into plain view of those directly opposite. These shorts are often old, well worn, piss-stained and grey in colour. The escape of the nut often happens at a meal-time and could be mistaken for a rogue scotch-egg - albeit a hairy one.

For fucks sake Dad... I have brought my new girlfriend around to meet the family and you have had to go and wear your Porn Shorts. She was just talking to Grandma and has been distracted by you left nut hanging like some sick Christmas tree decoration. Those shorts need burning before any more harm is done.

by normanstanleyfletcher August 4, 2025

goal shorts

shorts you buy that are a bit too small and your goal is to lose weight to fit in them.

"oh my god! i finally fit into my size 7 goal shorts!"

by Alice13193 April 15, 2014

Short Bus Caliphate

The short bus caliphate is a sunni islamic terror group that started in egypt by they're caliph Wilma Diqfiet in 1983 after being inspired by the islamic revolution, the sbc has networks in haiti, portugal, egypt (main headquarters), turkey, russia (former chechnya), and now has started a campaign in ukraine after the war started to build they're own country The aproximate number of their members are unknown However their activity has been steadly increasing over the decades

My father is an Short Bus Caliphate martyr

by Niggergoy September 13, 2025

Short Shack

The shortest man on earth, also known as Aarnav Sharma. He is approximately 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanometres in height. He is very hard to spot, but you always know when he is nearby due to the squeaky sound of his voice

Oh my goodness, I can almost see short shack

by Dadinky September 11, 2025

National throw short people day

National throw short people day lands on every Thursday and Friday of January and February

John: hey Jake did you know its national throw short people day.

Jake: i didn’t even know that existed so unfair!!

by Lamonte james January 6, 2024

shortness-ness-ness

When u are very short and people keep messing with u being short

stop messing with my shortness-ness-ness🤦🏾 ♀️🙄

by Sa’najah May 27, 2018

Short

Sereeena

Someone: aye can you tell me what short is
Someone: sereena

by NotDoc March 5, 2022