Tree Meat

The brown stuff on trees that vegans eat. It is located on the trunk of trees and from a recent poll, it doesnt taste good and people actually don't eat it. Other word for "Tree bark".

Wow, I hope that those vegans don't or do die from eating tree meat!

by Sundick March 8, 2018

Meat masher

A meat masher is a particularly hard erection when a man wants to mate with another person

I've got a real meat masher on

by qawsed123 April 14, 2011

Sack Meat

The bottom of the scrotum sack, where the skin bunches up.

Oh, I think I just punctured my sack meat!!!

by HotCZ May 3, 2011

meat slinger

A promiscuous man who flaunts his little penis around town, but doesn't know how to use it.

Johnny the meat slinger went on a tinder last night, and now he's dealing with a black mail from an unsatisfied suitor.

by Saywhatttt January 20, 2018

meat sock

Meat is another word for a man's member. so the meat sock, is the sock for your member. a meat sock is a condom.

i hit her in the face with some baby batter in a meat sock.

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

meat sweats

when you have to take a dump so bad you can feel the turd poking out

Dude I gotta go, I got the meat sweats really bad and don't wanna shit myself!

by Hobbes69 October 18, 2013

meat gazing

to check out (hot) dudes.

All you girls were doing the entire night was meat gazing on myspace, squealing "OMG its HIIM!!" every five minutes.

by m34t 94z3 February 2, 2008