drowning the angry troll

Getting head from a toothless, irritable, aging prostitute

I am drowning the angry troll.

by Deltax192 February 12, 2015

troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.

That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.

by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015

troll

This definition

This definition is a troll

by SadisticPsycopath March 31, 2015

Troll

Any car that rolls in adjacent lane looking to cut to the front of a line to the exit thereby causing a chain reaction of other trollers to use all other lanes to thereby block exits and cause traffic jams for miles

While traveling on the grand central parkway near Laguardia airport trollers block traffic for miles just to get onto the 2 lanes of the van wyke and j Robinson parkway. Instead of waiting miles behind trollers will stay on the grand central and block all lanes just to cut the merge. Trollers. You see them look for an innocent victim to pounce in front of

by whitemomlovzrap April 13, 2015

lurking troll

A person who subscribes or follows a feed because it is so stupid that it makes them feel smart.

Unlike other trolls, a lurking troll won't vocalize their opinions.

Dan: Wow I got 5 new followers on twitter! I should keep making hilarious cat puns!
Dick: I don't know Dan, I bet most of them are giving you a mutual follow or are lurking trolls. Your life is pretty sad
Dan: *Cries*

by Immunetalox May 28, 2015

Troll

Saying a sentence, or writing some sort of social media post just to get a rise out of everyone. Usually done for Facebook likes.

Brian Mate is the biggest troll in the world

by sueprguy May 31, 2015

Claiming Troll

Claiming that you were trolling, after losing an argument on teh interwebz.

Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"

by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015