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Chinese Dingle Trap

The act of putting superglue in ones foreskin and inserting an erect penis into the foreskin of the first penis.
Bob and Barry are on their way to the E.R. because the dumbass's did a Chinese Dingle Trap
by Rob and Brian do your mom July 15, 2018
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trap door syndrome

When a man's penis migrates from one side to the other, but turn falls thru the opening in the front of his underwear. Resulting in a trap that needs to be adjusted for comfort.
When I was insert activity I caught trap door syndrome mid stride, and was trouser trapped. Luckily the one leg shuffle sorted it out.
by 4BsBestIRL August 22, 2018
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mother in law trap

A trap set by a mother in law whose child has moved away, mostly out of state. The mother makes grandiose promises in the hopes that it will lure the couple back home.
"Her mom said if we move back from CA that we will be able to get well paying jobs with Mr. Snidesworth at the laboratory."
"Be careful bro, it could be a mother in law trap."
by OneToothWillis June 1, 2018
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fortnite spike trap

A trap that rapes ur mind in fortnite if u run into it. only gay people will die this way. Usually u will be bated with a golden scar.
noob 1: i just got by a fortnite spike trap
less noob 2: u must be a gay cunt
by Imaadlirious June 3, 2018
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Penis Fly Trap

When the penis becomes entrapped in the zipper of the pants during or after a sexual act because the wearer stuck their shaft through this ragged metal-teethed slot instead of fully removing this dangerous piece of clothing
"I was fucking this girl in my Honda, and my dick got caught in a Penis Fly Trap half way through."
by FireMuncher June 3, 2018
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Mojave scissor trap

A non penetrating sex position in which the male places his penis between a women’s thighs against her clit while standing. The women then crosses her legs to apply more pressure, from there the male begins to thrust.
Jake and Jamie are Christian’s but still want to get off. To avoid penetration Jamie gave Jake the Ol’ Mojave scissor trap
by Just joshin July 10, 2023
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Taiwanese Pudding Trap

The act of a man shitting out a fourth story window into his partners gaping asshole.
We went out to eat and I gave her the old Taiwanese Pudding trap for dessert.
by bearded_caveman November 28, 2021
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