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John Smith

John Smith is a basic name for a person. John Smith is also a name for an annoying person(like the name Ken).
Person one, “what’s your name
Person two, “I’m John Smith”
Person 1, “that is a basic name, plus also . . . You’re acting like a Ken right now
by LolaTheGreat February 26, 2021
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John Aylward

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”
by smelliott7 April 18, 2021
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John D'Auria

John D'Auria has one of the worst accounts on Twitter. He has a weird crush on Adam Cole and usually tweets about hiim daily. He also loves Pat McAfee and watches The Pat McAfee show every morning,
John D'Auria and Pat McAfee are relatable
by Randomlyly May 20, 2021
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John Kuhning

Verb. When someone doesn't want to do their job at work and has someone else do it for them.
That son of a bitch just tried John Kuhning me on that plugged up toilet. I guess it ain't gonna plunge itself.
by Gottapee May 28, 2021
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John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.
"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"
by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021
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John lennon

the dummy thick beetle that was actually a pimp but shot by the gangsta harry duffy
by hasbulladagoat426 August 1, 2022
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Saint john

Home of crackheads drug dealers and little kids who think there 19
Person 1. Bro have you been to Saint John?
Person 2. Ya it’s crazy there dawg
by Inyodadsbedtndawg March 6, 2022
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