vapour-text

When you are smoking weed via a vapourizer and you start weed - texting (similar to drunk dialing).

OMG I vapour-texted that a$$ociate last night.

by aMat2011 April 1, 2011

Sleep Texting

Texting the last thing you said or heard, after hearing it, or after waking up.

When’d I text you that?! I must’ve been sleep texting.

by Bans4Sam April 10, 2020

U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

He means ur a pussy nigga go get your dough back

Come get it back in blood
U can easily text me in pm tryna just tryna entertain gc man

by Dayummmnm November 24, 2023

The sacred text paradox

a sacred text is either metaphorical or literal, depends on it's use in a argument.

A clear exemple of The sacred text paradox is:
"No one whose testicles are crushed or whose male organ is cut off shall enter the assembly of the Lord."
It's about transgenderism, circumcision or CBT. depend on who is saying it hates the most

by salsicha20cm August 23, 2021

texting a wall

An expression used to describe when the person on the other end of a texting conversation is not likely to respond and is, therefore, essentially nonexistent. Thus, one may as well be texting a wall. Some people exhibit this behavior periodically; for others, it is a habitual thing.

Similar to calling a wall.

1.

Bily: "Why don't you just text her, bro?"

Iván: "Because I'd be texting a wall."

2.

Bily: "Have you been texting each other?"

Iván: "Sometimes, but she can be a text wall. It's better if I hit her up on Facebook."

3.

Iván: "So, did Latrell respond to your text? I wanna make the 8 o' clock show."

Bily: "Son, you know that's a wall text."

by larfz March 25, 2013

extramarital text

Flirtatious or seductive phone texting or email to a person other than one's significant other.

Dude, my baby's lost interest in me. She's on that phone all the time. I think she's having extramarital text.

Yeah, Bro, I just got a booty text from her!

by weteachourselves August 14, 2011

Poverty texts

Green texts from android phones on your iPhone.

I would never date someone who poverty texts me!

by Stephen in Ohio December 31, 2019