Time Fucked

When daylight savings time ends and the clocks "fall" back you have trouble grasping the actual time.

Jason: what time is it?
Kristi: 9 o'clock
Jason: The clock says nine so it's an hour earlier.

Kristi: I already changed the clocks.

Jason: Damnit!! I'm time fucked.

by Lil Jensen November 7, 2011

soft times

opposite of hard times; great times

The party last night was soft times

by the arbitro September 12, 2011

closet time

when a guy and a guy get into a closet to engaging in sexual activity in the closet without anybody else knowing while they have a dance party alone.

A: i heard you played seven minutes in heaven with dalton at the party last night

B: oh yeah it was great he is such a good lover im glad we got some closet time

by god of derp October 3, 2011

Masink Time

May-Sink - Tie-M
Code word for preparation or committing of a Major Felony.

Person1: "Masink Time."
Person2: "Oh no."
Person1: *Does something illegal*

by Embers20342 June 1, 2023

Silly Time

When a section of the day is dedicated to being your "silly time" or just your time to be silly.

Being silly in this definition could be two diffrent things. One being a type of silly were you might feel exited or bliss a type of silly you would get from one those "Silly Cat" images. The other type of silly is quite like the other just in a more lustfull tone.

Its 10:00 now, its my silly time im going to get reallll silly

by Rawnoodle March 22, 2023

Tacurd Time

The moment you have to poop (turd) after eating too many tacos.

I had two tacos from Taco Bell for lunch. It’s almost tacurd time.

by BHH November 16, 2018

Joke time

A happy occasion whereby a party, two or more, are engaged with humorous activities or discourse.

Lulu ''you mean everybodies been having joke time on group chat without me?''
Gavin ''yeh I'll invite you quick before you get fomo''

by Alialias July 27, 2017