Magic Johnson

noun, plural Magic Johnsons

The often fantasised appendage of a muscular young male.
Jake: Bro, If i'd could name Nathan's junk; i'd call it his Magic Johnson.
by Voyceee June 25, 2017
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Magic Johnson

When you and a partner have sexual intercourse but there is a hole in your Johnnie leading to having a baby.
I just Magic Johnsoned some chick I met in the club.
by Freeoakley February 11, 2017
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Magic Johnson

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.
Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!
by niggismallz December 28, 2023
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Brown Magic Marker

A brown magic marker without its cap is shoved up your ass, tip pointing down, so that when you wipe after a mushy shit, even doing the swizzout after vacation ass doesn’t get you any cleaner.
After Eric and Ofier had the time of their lives bar hopping in Puerto Rico, their vacation ass required boxes of baby wipes for multiple swizzouts, but alas, the brown magic marker was leaving marks on the wipes. Only a shower with the water hose shoved up their asses removed the brown magic marker!
by Ericandofier March 27, 2024
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magic balls

used to refer to a man who lasts longer in bed than a woman.
julia, mike has some real magic balls!”
by stoopidass March 24, 2019
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Real Magic

Any time Brenda and Christopha are with each other
by holidaylove January 08, 2021
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