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ninja snow

noun: Frozen rain that sneaks up on you unexpectedly and beats the crap out of you only to leave quickly, without a trace. Also see: hail
The ninja snow totaled my car today! My Miata looks like a golf ball!

I was walking through the park yesterday when I got attacked by ninja snow. As soon as I got to shelter it was gone. Turned out to be a sunny day after that. Weird...
by grisslebone April 25, 2011
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Sand ninja

A white guy that dates middle eastern men or women
He is dating a middle eastern woman again. He must be a sand ninja.
by Brownie gal December 24, 2019
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Beer Ninja

An educated epic beer guru with a no nonsense reportoire. One who guides, educates, inspires, with no bull crap. Genuine. Ninja
"Kara really knows so much about all types of beer and how they are made that she must be a ninja; a Beer Ninja!"
by Z Wine Ninja October 22, 2012
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Ninja Stole

To steal something in stealth "mode." Very quite and quick.
Jane ninja stole $15 from my purse.
by Nikki6543 October 19, 2008
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Ninja Moment

1.when one's reactions are unusually fast, like that of a ninja's.

2. when one seems to appear out of nowhere, often "appearing" in the middle of a conversation between two other individuals.
1.*drops phone and catches it in mid air*
Bob: "DUUDEE! nice catch!"
Jimmy: "i know,that was a total ninja moment."

2. Ellie: "...that test was really difficult! I left loads of questions out!"
Sophie: "i left out about five questions."
Emily: "i left out three"
Ellie: "woah! emily, where did you come from!"
Sophie: "ninja moment."
by b-l-e-a-c-h-i-e December 14, 2010
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poke ninja

A facebook friend with the innate ability to poke you back immediately, no matter the time of day.
Ian Rice is the greatest poke ninja around.
by ualreadyknooo April 26, 2011
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fo-ninja

A fo-ninja is a fake-ass, wannebe ninja who believes that they are capable of awesome ninja like feats but in reality are idiots who perform dangourous stunts say and talk the way they think real ninjas talk and are always hurting themselves.
jeb is such a fo-ninja he started talking like naruto jumped on a wall then fell off and broke his fatass.
by Kage blast March 30, 2010
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