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Social Distance Masturbation

Masturbating with one or more guys with at least a 6 feet distance separation. It also includes Skype and Zoom and any cam sites.
Since the coronavirus outbreak--no more circle jerks--its only social distance masturbation for me.
With Social Distance masturbation the only chance of spreading disease is if a guy shoots more than 6 feet and hits you!
by bateworld March 14, 2020
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Social Justice United

A discord server full of Retarded "Journalist"
that make up Bullshit saying that Joe Mama is Transphobic
saying your a Mod for SJU is another way of you saying your Fatherless
SJU mod: Dad im a Mod for Social Justice United
Dad: Im Disowning you
by HistoricalFanatics January 26, 2022
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Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.
“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”
by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018
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social media homicide

The act of character assassinating a person or entity via social media.
That bastard cheated I'm going to commit social media homicide.
by Esotericdom November 30, 2017
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Social Model of Disability

The idea that disability is a result of the flawed structure or oppressive nature of society and not something innately wrong with a person. This idea is promulgated by the Disability Rights Movement.
Teacher: I’m sorry for your disability, John.
John: According to the social model of disability, you can’t make a fish climb a tree.
by True_Lust July 21, 2019
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Social justice dilemma

A situation where you make mistake related to social justice, which makes another person uncomfortable. You would like to apologize for it, but you feel like you can't because the individual would view you as being privileged and inconsiderate. The individual will likely not even hear you out or give you a chance to redeem yourself, because of their view of you being biased and unwilling to talk to people who they think are like that, even if those people are not actually that way at all. As result, you are never able to apologize, which causes you to have to carry some regret from the incident around with you for a long time.
I once liked a girl. I had a crush on her while I was in high school, but never had the guts to talk to her. A year or two after I graduated high school, I decided to try to at least be friends with her and tried to find her. I eventually found her and attempted to talk to her, but it came it all wrong because I never really thought about what I should say to her when I ran into her, which because she was a girl made it a difficult situation. I had unintentionally embarrassed her, but because of gender inequality it may never be possible to apologize to her, which makes this situation like a social justice dilemma. I still lug the regret of happened because of it today.
by Vanguard 1998 September 8, 2020
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social media sympathy

posting blanket statements to create reactions with hopeful opposite expectations.
Their social media sympathy is ridiculous, one minute they post how they hate everyone and want to be left alone, then complain how nobody pays them any attention.
by Sagealicious May 28, 2017
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