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Garlic sausage

The name of a sexual act, when a person eats a lot of garlic before giving a blowjob.
My cock is still stinky from that garlic sausage I received the other day.
by Onrops September 18, 2018
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Sausage

by M838 September 11, 2020
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So Sausage

He’s so sausage
by sizzlenodrizzle November 27, 2021
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Sausage sock

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"
by Pentasyllabic June 21, 2018
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Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.
“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night
by CreeperAu February 9, 2021
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Johnny’s Sausage

Johnny’s sausage is a crucial part of everyone’s day.
It’s a food;)
“When lunch comes around I’ll be looking for Johnny’s sausage!”
by Moth Vomit February 16, 2021
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Sausage Wallet

I invented the word a while ago whilst me and my friends were

toking on a doob, it is used to describe someones vagina or to insult someone.
Oooh, You've got a nice sausage wallet.
Shut up you fucking sausage wallet.
by Dante96 November 20, 2011
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