Go suck a croissant

A "clean" way of telling someone to go suck a dick

"Mom you really need to go suck a croissant!"

by L/k August 25, 2020

suck a fat dick

suck a fat dick a nastier way to tell someone to suck a fat one or fuck off

my ex girlfriend accused me of cheating on her i told her to suck a fat dick

by bluebear August 28, 2021

Suck my Rick

Only intense Rick and Morty fans use this when they are afraid to swear

Person 1: wow you really know nothing about Rick and Morty

Person 2: I dont care suck my Rick

by Qwety101 November 29, 2019

Suck a duck ass

1: a Lame ass person
2: some one gullible as hell
3: some one who is socially awkward or Green
4: in Anglo Saxon term it means “suck a/my dick”

1: He really thought that try that old ass hustle on me I almost slapped his… SUCK A DUCK ASS out!

2: I know you fuQ’N lying! Girl Ivan spent all his money on her and she stood him up! Yeah he a… SUCK A DUCK ASS NIGGA now

3:You Toni what ever happen to that… SUCK A DUCK ASS intern you was training?

4: Dave: Hey Rich I know you off this weekend but can you cover me Saturday morning and Sunday night?
Rich: AWWW HELL NO YOU CAN… SUCK A DUCK

by Galehart Popwell March 24, 2023

Suck Factor 6

The top of the rating scale named suck factor.

I need to buy one (roller shoe) to make sure it's not suck factor 6!

by Kevin O'Leary October 21, 2010

Suck my dock

When you meant to say “suck my dick” but the last word autocorrects to where the loading, unloading, and repair of ships happens in an enclosed area of water in a port

Tasha meant to tell Emmie to “suck my dick” but it autocorrected to suck my dock

by iwannabeacowboybabyyy June 6, 2020

suck o buck

insult similar in meaning to fuck off, go fuck yourself, get out of my face, etc.

Boss: hey can you put these boxes away for me?

Worker: you can suck o buck!

by buckyvegas69 January 12, 2009