rusty keychain

The act of piercing the ring of someone's asshole and putting a key chain through the hole.

Bro, Jared had to get a rusty keychain because we bet him the Astros would lose, he screamed like a little girl!

by Jukke July 9, 2014

rusty meat hook

The act of shitting into one's hands before giving a handjob.

Zach: What do I have to do for that Rare Riki dagger?
Nick: Give me a rusty meat hook and its all yours.

by Poopykiss January 19, 2014

Rusty Janet

The act of slipping fingers in a bootywhile eating it.

The term is mainly used for men but is acceptable to use for women.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up in the bedroom so we tried a rusty Janet.

by KidVicious666 June 29, 2019

Rusty Snowman

The act of ejaculating into your partner's anus during sex when they have not properly cleaned their ass and the ejaculate rolls out, picking up dingle berries and traces of poop.

"Ah man... I was fucking her from behind and when I came it made a Rusty Snowman"

by Greg74 July 12, 2019

rusty computer mouse

when a man a woman engage in anal sex. after you pull out, you put a computer mouse in her ass and then in her vagina. after you take it out of her vagina there will be stuff on it that looks like rust

oh shit dude i just gave that bitch a rusty computer mouse

by petarrrrrrrr October 14, 2008

Rusty McBurns

Bill Cassidy; A man who wears Aligator Boots but denies it.

A shaggy haired banshee sometimes seen roaming the streets of NYC

Someone who needs to have sex with a person that goes by V. Wood

Hey you Rusty Mcburns!

God I saw this rusty Mcburns today

God damn Rusty Mcburns should just tap it!

by Captain_Japan March 30, 2004

Rusty Trumpet

When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.

Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"

Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"

Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"

by Justen9601 November 17, 2016