The act of slapping your crab infested cock across someone’s face. While at the same time blowing a large load of jizz across their face and hair. The impact dislodging some of the crabs only to be trapped in the jizz.
Sarah: Did you see Katie’s hair?
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
Megan: Yeah she looks like she got a Russian Crab Trap last night.
Sarah: All the cum explains her split ends
by FuckJakeFromStateFarm February 20, 2020
Sourced from the classic Russian stereotype of drinking vodka and the side hole of a barrel in wine making termed as the “bunghole”, the Russian bunghole is when you blow vodka into someone’s asshole, let it sit for a few minutes, and then suck it out. This action turns the vodka into a fresh cocktail of whatever the participant ate yesterday.
Yo babe!! I’m ready for the Russian bunghole! Don’t bother telling me what you ate yesterday…I’ll find out soon enough.
when a fire cracker is lit and put down a fence pipe and then a volenteer sits down on the pipe, While smoke going you their ass. then another person fucks and cums inside the ass while smoke come out the mouth
russian pipe
by minecraft bruv October 05, 2019
White Russian with coffee
I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.
by Sweatpants queen November 02, 2019
Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
by DilfFucker69420 September 27, 2023
by Dengus69 August 04, 2016
It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
by Zeek Shop December 07, 2021