The Russian Rebelion

The Russian Rebelion is performed by funneling a pint of vodka in both of your ass's and proceed to fuck her in the ass while simultaneously self fucking with the empty bottle

I met this Russian girl and she wouldn't stop talking about wanting to do "The Russian Rebelion". best night of my life!

by Twich_Rade November 16, 2022

Russian Redwood

When you’re in the Russian River and you’re getting some head

I went to the river over the weekend and my girl gave me a Russian redwood.

by Floatyourgoat November 14, 2023

russian poolet

When you're almost sure you have to crap but decide to fart and try relieving some pressure until you can get to the washroom.

Bill: "Damn. I took a chance and farted before I could get to the john, and I just shit myself"
Frank: "Jesus buddy. Tough luck. You lost at russian poolet!"

by Killer Llama November 23, 2016

Russian

to be a badass and angry constantly. you also are obliged to say cyka blyat every 10 minutes. Only people from Russia can achieve true levels of Russian, but anyone can be Russian if they can handle it. There is also an accent that all true Russians have, but it is typical for honorary Russians to not have this accent.
there are 3 things that are unachievable unless you're a true Russian
1. A love for vodka at a young age, typically 3
2. Constant wear of adidas clothing.
3. Communism

R: I kill bear with hand yesterday
A: Holy shit you're incredibly Russian
R: Da
A: Rush B amirite
R: cyka blyat

by vuelle October 6, 2020

russian tango

Sex

Oi mate, was with a fit bird last night and we did the Russian tango if you know what I mean

by brileeisafuckwit February 23, 2017

Being Russian

When you are joking, kidding, usually when trying to diminish or retract a statement.

“Good evening, Countess Lily.”
“The only thing good about it is that it means one day less.”
“…”
“I’m being Russian, Sergei! I love my life…”

by Ferballs January 28, 2024

Russian Creaming

When a blonde hair blue eyed person with a tight asshole cream pies someone else’s asshole

Dude he was Russian creaming her 7 times last night!

by Sebastian Tony August 12, 2023