DEEP in the south where any hole will do, there are “special” pros that will take out the apparatus holding their colostomy bag in place and let you use the hole in their stomach.
For a nominal fee of course!
For a nominal fee of course!
Goodtime Gretchen: Hey doc! Can you swab my hole? I think I’ve got another STD.
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
Doc: Ok, please remove your pants.
Gretchen (lifting her shirt): Not down there! They pay more money at the Crawdad Saloon for this hole!!
Doc: That Shreveport Side Pocket is paying the note on that double shotgun!
by Alabama Crawdangle August 10, 2022
Get the Shreveport Side Pocketmug. When a fellater moves to a side position on the cock to avoid getting a mouthful of jizz. see also "harmonicock"
She was not a lover of spunk but did not want to disappoint her lover, so she used the side-piping technique to take him across the finish line.
by jpsidepipe October 5, 2010
Get the side-pipingmug. Guys n Gals born right after the last warmer moons in autumn. Piss them off and they'll knock nock the frost off your assmear when winter comes. That's the only time they will have your back. They're up for gain and are very attracted to thier parents whom always get to cloth them and keep huge eyes out for them. They love burgers, white flowers, streams and swimming. For some reason they can group in twos and like it that way when they want to play game. They would rather be warm than cold any day. The don't really like gifts but gift giving, as they just want to feel warmth in their heart, they desire true complexion, great words of the mind, and crave fruits of passion. They are respected for their dignity and honest pleasures rather than bickering they hate the cold.
I'm a east side Sagittarius here my Raaa brrr it's cold.
East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.
East side Sagittarius probably google more than anyone.
by googleadear December 15, 2009
Get the east side Sagittariusmug. .
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.mug. Verb: When a Tweeker is so twacked out during a mission and is completely and totally lured away from the original thing they were doing by a side quest.
"You said you were gonna shower 2 hours ago! You're crafting again. You got Side-twacked again didn't you?
by Mr.Thicness June 2, 2025
Get the Side-Twackedmug. Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.
I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"
by QuacksO February 13, 2020
Get the one-sided forbiddingmug. A: Bro, have you seen Rebecca's side chico?
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
B: Bro wtf is that, another simp that tries to fuck her?
A: Nah bro, he actually got laid.
by 18yoBoomer May 25, 2020
Get the Side chicomug.