Sausaging

To put your fist on someone's shoulder, press hard, twist back and forth and say "Saaaaauuuussssaaaage".

Person #1: If you say that again I will punch you

Person #2: Then I'll sausage you! SAAAAAUUUUUSSSSSAAAAGE!

Person #1: Quit sausaging me

by NeeperLimp January 29, 2018

Smoked Sausage

When you bone someone in their little neck smoke hole that smokers get when they smoke too much.

Gave that ho a smoked sausage last night

by superhotkarl May 5, 2018

sawdust sausage

A cheap supermarket sausage, of dubious ingredients, typically cooked up at a fundraising sausage sizzle.

I’ll grab a pack of sawdust sausages for the bbq this afternoon.

by AkayK February 14, 2018

Sausage in a cloud

The act of filling the water tank on a toilet with Barbasol shaving cream then pooping on top of it.

Tony put a sausage in a cloud inside my toilet! Took me 30 flushes to clear it all out.

by Gmsisd January 17, 2017

Sausage Slicing

The act of cutting ones sausage (penis) for sexual pleasure or torture

Dude last night Betty tied me to her bed and started sausage slicing me I was screaming in pain and pleasure

by Damen doggy January 20, 2017

Sausage Bar

A bar composed primarily of insecure men. Patrons of sausage bars make anti-homosexual remarks, yet seem a little too close to their "bros".

"Hey let's go to <insert bar name>!"
"That's a sausage bar but I'm feeling my bros, let's go!"

by Bringindowntheblouse January 28, 2017

Sausage Plug

When a guy with a chode performs anal sex on another living being.

The other night I hooked up with this guy. He had such a sad chode, he was giving me a Sausage Plug when we did anal.

by Buel February 8, 2017