Neck

A slap/pinch on the back of the neck. It's a thing that people do when you messed up or act stupid. It's a high school and middle school fad in central Missouri.

Person, Writing: 4+9= 16
Person two: 'that's a fat neck"

by lost in tokyo December 28, 2016

front neck

The art of poking someone or jabbing someone in the front of the neck, generally causing the person to get angry, or to "fat neck" you. (Fat necking is the art of smacking someone in the back of the neck to cause pain).

LOL, you just got front necked.

by Dounk February 8, 2017

neck muff

The newborn patchy chin grundle. When you have a thicket of neck pubes on your turkey gobbler.

Damn.....did you see Chad walk in today with his neck muff? He needs to shave before the next meeting.

by Jwortylko May 24, 2021

Turtle necking

Slapping someone on there neck so hard that there head and neck sink into there shoulders looking as if a turtle in its shell

I was turtle necking the mess out of James after he lost the game for us

by Healefty November 26, 2017

Neck Rizz

Neck rizz was invented by Chonk and means the ability to rizz up girls with simply with your neck or a picture of it.

Him: Sends a picture of neck (attempted neck rizz)
Her: damn...

by C.Roy April 29, 2022

a choke to your neck

a person who always messes in your daily affairs, i.e someone who always bothers you.

"I'm always tired of Jim messing me by bothering me at school!"
"I agree, he's just a choke to your neck!"

by socker456 May 4, 2023

Necking

An alternative form of hugging practiced by long necked xenoes (For instance unidentified blue giraffes) where the hugger wraps his neck around the hugged as seen in "Humans don't Make Good Pets VII", this form of hugging causes

strangulation if attempted by a Homo Sapiens Sapiens (Human)

"Once the blue-giraffe necking session was over, those who had been taking cover in the engine room began looking for survivors throughout the ship."

by WilliamW2010 January 21, 2024