Son of a monkey

Exlamation of surprise. Another way of saying son of a bitch without being too offensive.

"You were supposed to work at 3"
"Son of a monkey!"

by m3kat December 5, 2011

Going Monkey

When you have one of those moments when you get mad, so you go monkey on it.

Phone call:

Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..

Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..

by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011

dousche monkey

When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.

At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!

by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008

powder monkey

A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle

I bet the little powder monkey has to sleep with two hands on his ass and one eye open

by BostonBySea January 13, 2006

grey monkey

When you catch a male senior citizen pissing into his own mouth.

"Oh snizznap! I went to see Grandad and that mo' fo' was giving himself the ol' grey monkey!"

by G-Block Etobirock January 6, 2007

monkey bitch

a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage

"dude what the hell are you doing over there?"
"that kid is such a monkey bitch."

by Chase Manley June 20, 2007

arse monkey

An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!

It is a large form of clinker or winnet!

"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"

"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"

by joby read January 15, 2008