A lot of needless, senseless, non-value added activity; use of this expression should invoke images of a monkey masturbating on top of a boulder.
by maxaminus May 11, 2009
Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 27, 2007
When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark December 15, 2007
A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle
by BostonBySea January 13, 2006
a person who is just a plain out bitch and needs to be bossed around...kind of like a monkey in a cage
by Chase Manley May 31, 2007
by G-Block Etobirock January 05, 2007
Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.
Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
by DonutHoleMole99 July 24, 2019