Derived from gank, gankers.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
A Gank Monkey is a person who edits or makes a page on a site such as wikipedia or urban dictionary about how great they are. Some say that Gank Monkey was originally Wank Monkey, because Gank Monkeys are usually such losers that they never get beyond masturbation in terms of sexual contact, which is why they spend so much time talking about themselves of the internet.
1: Killstyk: He is so cool, I wish I was him. The killstyk is the best WOW player ever, he kills so many noobs, that maybe his rank in the server will go up from 3 to one. Heh heh. -Edited by Killstyk.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
The above is a Gank Monkey.
by Dave Luck January 31, 2007
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Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..
Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
Person 1: Dude.. my hands are full
Person 2: You should go monkey on it.. ya know.. ya going monkey..
Person 1: OKAY!! -thumps, bashes and schreeching in background-
Person 2: What are you doing?
Person 1: You told me to go monkey on it! You can't be mad at me for doing what you told me.
Person 2: I ain't mad at cha..
by Black Ninja! September 26, 2011
Get the Going Monkey mug.When one is not only a dousche bag, but is also being extremely high key in a low key setting or super unfunny.
At a party where cops are patrolling outside.
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
Dousche Monkey runs out of the house into the backyard and yells: Dudes! Let's get hammered!
Everyone Else: Stop being such a dousche monkey! we're gonna get rolled!
by crzyqbanmark January 6, 2008
Get the dousche monkey mug.A young boy on sailing ships similar to the peg boy who instead of reciving anal pleasures would distribute gun powder to batteries of cannon durring a sea going battle
by BostonBySea January 13, 2006
Get the powder monkey mug.Based off the song of the same name by Peter Gabriel, the term is used when an individual incites or causes another to feel jealous or spiteful. To bring out one's primal instinct to protect what they believe is there's.
Phil: "Dude! You have a girlfriend?!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
Dan: "Yeah. She's really awesome. I think she might be the one but I'll give it a year or two. Really something special."
Phil: "Her ass, though! Damn! I would love t-"
Dan: "Don't Shock The Monkey, Phil!"
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Get the grey monkey mug.An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake your arse its clings to your butt branches (arse pubes), sometimes they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
"For Fucks Sake, Ive got a fucking arse monkey again and ive ran out of toilet paper!"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
"Oh Jimmy, Its your own bloody fault, you have to eat more fruit you cheesy wanker"
by joby read January 15, 2008
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