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Mom Minute

When your mother talks to an old friends she hasn’t seen in years, she could say “One more minute.” Yet she takes a whole HOUR to wrap up the boring conversation.
Timmy: Mom! We have to get home! It’s a school night, you know. Mom: One more minute and I’ll be done. 1 HOUR LATER Timmy: Mom, that wasn’t a minute. That was a MOM MINUTE.
by ElKaijuKing February 26, 2019
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Your mom

A maternal insult (also referred to as a "yo mama" joke) is a reference to a person's mother through the use of phrases such as "your mother" or other regional variants, frequently used to insult the target by way of their mother.
"Your Mom is so fat when she got on the scale it said, I need your weight not your phone number." Alec joked.
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Tyrone #2: ye
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Ur mom

Something insulting people say when they don’t know what to say.
Hey Timmy where were you last night?
“Ur mom!”
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