Matthew

Matthew is a guy you never want to let go of. Usually hooks up with the tall, athletic girls who make him laugh. Mathew is like no other and you never want to be caught up in the friend zone with him. He is tall, dirty blonde, with blue/gray eyes. If you have a Matthew, keep him

Matthew is waving over here!

by NOSEBEST July 17, 2018

Wyatt Matthews

The Burg Khalifa (tallest building in the world)

thats all you need

"why cant he fit in the door? He's so tall he can only fit his chins in!"

"oh, thats just Wyatt Matthews

by someone super funny November 11, 2021

Matthew

Matthews is a patronymic surname meaning basically "son of Matthew." The given name Matthew, from which it is derived, means "gift of Yahweh" or "gift of God," from the Hebrew personal name Matityahu.

Matthew is from the bible and he is funny person and can attract girls easily.

by Zen-Derth June 13, 2019

Matthew

To attack the direction of someone's true thought or to make it inferior to that of your own. To manipulate a conversation so that even if you are wrong initially you are agreeing yet still disagreeing in the end because no matter what someone else says it is always less applicable than what you have to say.

"Emotions are horrible, I mean what if we didn't have them and did whatever we thought of doing without giving it any thought" " For example college, what if when I thought about going to college I just went without any hesitation or thought", "what if you thought about killing someone or doing something that would harm or affect someone or something else? What if you just did it without thinking about the consequences or the pain it may or may not cause other people or things." "I guess emotions are good after all because that would not be good." "In some ways, though it would probably be good like if you were a hitman" " Did I just Matthew myself?"

by DepartmentOfWarning September 5, 2022

Matthew Kain

Matthew Kain is a term used to describe somebody who is an absolute unit. It comes from the Latin term “Matthias Kainus” which translates roughly to “sickest mofo on the planet.” People with the name Matthew Kain are generally considered unstoppable and irresistible to women, or men if he really wanted not that he would tho.

“I wish I was Matthew Kain” said Michelle, Lily, Laura and Lachlan.

by SamRaimi November 22, 2021

Ben Matthews

Ben Matthews is a small ginger boy from jobs town and spends his days suckling on his toes (his favourite toes is the middle one) his favourite pass time is usually making out in with women in old buildings.

Ben Matthews is what ye are

by buritobun089 August 19, 2018

Matthew Wilson

Matthew Wilson is a silly blobby boy. He has been struggling to come out as Mr. Blobby for a long time, and has been seen watching Blobby XXX in his room. Everybody has a responsibility to ensure that Matthew feels safe and can come out in his own time.

Matthew Wilson you silly blobby boy, you silly blobby boy

by Blobby Master October 7, 2021