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Matthew

Fa*got that thinks he will grow and only has curly hair going for him
There goes Matthew delusional
by Dingleberry blue boy June 9, 2023
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Matthew

A male that is sweet,cute,lovable,kind,intelligent, and friendly.He can be a great boyfriend to ladies if you treat him right and he can be really annoying when it comes to friend but he funny.
Matthew is great ,Matthew is bad but nice
by Mr.Howe December 8, 2017
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Matthew McCrea

Matthew always loves when His brother puts a finger up his asshole. When his friend's hand comes in to play with his butt it just gets weird. Also, it reminds me a few times I have seen his cousin talk to all the guys on her first "friends" list.

We then go into the bedroom and He looks up at everyone at the party. This is the last thing I have seen him do.

He then pulls his pants down, opens his mouth and starts laughing. His brother just looks at him in wonder and says "We can change it later tonight."

I'm really sorry for not being able to do my son. I've been a good dad and I'm grateful for this. But this is what I should do. I can't explain the situation better. He's pretty sick and I need his help. So if I do anything that isn't helpful I will know I'm being stupid.

The next thing I know I'm in the basement downstairs taking the last shower. My sister comes downstairs and sees me. The rest of my friends all come out, but I don't make it out.

"She's here," the sister says.

I really should take the time and figure this out. What if we leave? My mother asks if I'm staying. I says "It depends on your decision."
Matthew McCrea loves His family so much.
by Tiago Fuentes November 24, 2021
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Matthew is gay

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.
by Not_yui November 23, 2023
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Matthew Handy

by coolio jamaathon March 25, 2025
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Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
by Super idol November 21, 2021
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Matthew

Matthew gets all the ladies of the female variety, cash of the money variety, and will steal your boyfriend of the female variety. A 6ft 6 demon with the heart of Mickey Mouse, this BEAST will get in your pants and make them whatever the opposite of dry is.
We had to cancel Prom because all the hoes wanted Matthew - "Me, bitch"
by MBison69 November 23, 2021
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