Dead Lefty

When a right handed man places his left hand under his own ass, sitting on the hand until completely numb, then uses said hand for masturbatory purposes.
Synonymous with a left handed stranger, yet a beast all its own.

Since I haven't been laid in a while, I figured, fuck it I'll give myself a dead lefty.

I gave myself a dead lefty last night.

by Miles Boomonte April 19, 2010

Leftist

A person that you can’t argue with, offend, joke with, or enjoy. A leftist is most likely a socialist and hypocrite who will refuse to do research about history and will constantly preach at you. They don’t care about the unborn children of the future and get “triggered” if you disagree with them on one thing. They also think that America is horrible and won’t listen to facts.

Man1: hey bro I’m thinking about hitting that
Man2: Nah bro she’s a leftist

Man1: whew thanks man I really dodged I nuke there

by trumpdeservesanobleprize December 31, 2020

leftest

The item to the most left. Af far left as you can go. Opposite of rightest.

Hey Will, could you hand me the most leftest towel.

Mike put the box in the most leftest corner of the attic.

by Melissa Kelley December 24, 2007

Leftist

Someone who is incredibly dumb in an assortment of ways. They have political ideas that are all based on feelings rather that actual factual things. They have no mind of their own, they can’t form their own opinions and have to rely on biased news sources like cnn or msnbc to tell them what they think. They have no critical thinking skills, give them evidence of one thing and they’ll point to the other without thinking. They think they’re always doing the right thing but in reality, what they do is usually wrong. They also usually do no physical activity and just sit at home waiting for money from the government.
Synonyms:
Californian, retard, dumbass, Biden supporter, member of antifa, you?

Look at that leftist over there, he’s actually saying Kyle Rittenhouse should have been guilty.

by Anti-retard(Californians) November 19, 2021

Leftist

A Leftist, a close minded and hypocritical individual who thinks every opinion is wrong except their own. The most racist out of all political parties but masks it by “advocating for human rights.”

The whiniest of all species, poor sports & sore losers that cry if they don’t get what they want.

Friend: Why did Emily cancel Mr. Potato Head just becuase he’s written as a male?
Me: Oh, she’s a leftist.

by altsfortrump March 3, 2021

Batting Lefty

To be gay.

Can be batted lefty or bats lefty.

I'm pretty sure Josh is batting lefty.

by Super Sirius July 19, 2009

Leftist

1. A member of an ideological camp that defines socialism as a form of totalitarian secular feudalism; an advocate for the management of non-Leftist people as farm animals

"When the Leftist tried to convince me that North Korea had the only true and just form of socialism on earth, I gave up on trying to talk rationally with him and just walked away."

by DrCruel December 28, 2005