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Jordan

He is ephemeral and lacks time management skills. Although he can be smart he is very annoying and rude.
Jordan: what a babe
by cait_9182 October 6, 2021
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Mama there go that man jordan
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jordan

skatepark, works at zumiezs, fire, is short.
if you ever go to zumiez don't trust the man name Jordan he lied about Jordan skatepark and says stuff is fire but he lies
by draco malfoy haircut August 6, 2022
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The gassest batch you will ever meet ;)
Damn Jordan you are one gassy lesbian! Now eat me out
by P3TTY.C0R3.aka.Jordan December 1, 2020
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A guy who loses his girlfriend to his best friend
Jordan lost his girl
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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go. Expect him to cross your mind for a long, long time.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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