Jacob

Jacob is a name for a guy who likes to sleep with his girlfriends best friend behind her back on the day of her birthday.

UGH! You hear about that guy named Jacob? He is such a player!

by 1234thedoor December 03, 2022

jacob

a fucking whore.

jacob: HOLA COMO ESTAS

by lydiot mclesb January 17, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is very nice. He can be a bitch sometimes but he is very nice. He will be the nices ass hole you will ever meet. He is a good friend. He has 4 levels of him there are nice, scary nice, demon, and satan. He is satan but he only shows it when he is really mad.

Jacob:hi
Other person:hi

by Jakemanp123 February 07, 2019

Jacob

A fat cunt, has a extreme eating disorder.

Why is Jacob such a fat cunt?
It’s called carbs

by Taliban go-cart June 21, 2020

Jacob

A thick as hell boi who loves cock and ball torture. (His sideburns tickle my butthole sometimes.)

Did you see Jacob strumming himself

by DaddyJake May 07, 2019

Jacob

A Fat Ass that benches 225 and has a big penis

Damn Jacob Lookin huge just as big as his cock

by FasterBtw July 02, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is shy but then once you get to meet him very loud. Jacob is smart,funny,and great to hang out with. Your pretty darn lucky to have a Jacob.

Shaina: Did you here that bitch Jacob.

Dana: Who Jacob?? He’s the best stop being so fucking fake!

by Mushu.someone November 19, 2019