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Jake

The honored one. The one honored in all of Earth, the Heavens above and the void below. A bhodisattva that was and were and would be.
I have attained a state like Jake
by Buggy D Clown November 23, 2021
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jakes opinion

thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"

(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 February 20, 2011
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jake

hes straight please olivia im not gay i swear to god LUNRE YOU KNOW IM STRAGIHT PLEASEE
JAKE IS NOT GAY
by the giver of facts October 25, 2022
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jake

jakes are all around great guys. they care for you and are really passionate for things they care about. jakes have good taste in music and girls. if you get a chance to date a jake, never let him go. hop on that jake train before you miss the chance to. if you do, you'll regret it in the long run. jakes are super nice and give the best compliments. they also have the best hair and beautiful eyes. they are outgoing and probably play some type of instrument. they're sporty and have a great taste in clothes. jakes are basically any girls dream guy, a good friend, and sensitive when they need to be. they're also pretty popular.
"Did Jake just go to the mall? Now I wanna go to the mall!"
by not Ashley Marie May 13, 2018
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Jake

Wife: Jake from State Farm at 2 in the morning, who is this

Jake from State Farm: This is Jake from State Farm
by Igotnomoney March 30, 2021
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Jake Shields

the most fucking awesome ufc middle weight fighter.
Jake Shields kicked that guys ass.
by martin0246 December 23, 2011
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Jake

A tall, red-haired bisexual who sends occasional death threats despite their best intentions.
Jake: Hello?
Not Jake: *has killed thyself*
by Not Doja Cat from B403 December 7, 2023
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