Suck the fart right out of her

Placing your lips and sucking on the female milfs ass hole until she releases the winds of the gods upon your face

Person 1- “Ellie’s mother is a milf”
Person 2- “I would like to suck the fart right out of her”

by Big_Bubba_C March 31, 2020

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.

Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.

The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.

She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.

The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)

There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

by timtimmytimothy May 25, 2022

stand her up like a tulip

To give a woman cunnilingus while she is standing up with legs spread and you are kneeling down before her

She enjoys all types of cunnilingus, but her favorite is when you stand her up like a tulip

by Maximilian Twist April 5, 2015

she spilt something on her shirt

The reason guys stare at women's breasts so often.

guy 1: damn did you see sydney?!

guy2: oh yeah, she has a fucking awesome rack!!

guy1: I think "she spilt something on her shirt". i'd better go check that out for her.

guy2: yeah i think jennifer "split something on her shirt" too

by damngurldamn55555 October 25, 2011

pulled her on like a fishermans sock

A sexual act of love making

This slapper had a mean pair of tits and a cracking arse so fed her a couple of Bacardi breezers took her back to mine and pulled her on like a fishermans sock

by DJTL January 10, 2007

trojan her pleasure lubricated condom

a very good condom that feels as if there is nothing there while having anal or vaginal sex with your B@b!

"hold on baby i'll be right back, i have to go get my TROJAN HER PLEASURE LUBRICATED CONDOM before we have hard rough sex"

by pusssssyluvvver April 14, 2010

sly walking behind her move

When attempting to sit next to a particular person in a University of Sydney Economics lecture, this move should be undertaken. It involves isolating the person prior to the lecture, then walking up to person in a way that they will not see you (although if that happens, it can't be too bad). Once behind this person, follow them into the Economics lecture, thus following them into the row they decide to sit in, THUS, sitting next to them.
Finito.
Perfecto.

A1: Should I use the sly walking behind her move?
A2: Yes.

by pavmeister April 22, 2011