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colostomy fag

A psychotic individual with a very specific neurotic obsession involving the desire or intent to permanently replace part of your colon with his penis via illicit surgery in which his urethra is bored out and drastically widened, then tied to your lower intestine which forces your feces to be funneled up into his bladder; i.e., becoming a human colostomy bag. Without intervention and reversal, this procedure is usually fatal for both assailant and victim.
Randy the sociopath watched the Human Centipede, so now he wants to take it to the next level and become a colostomy fag.
by skoto August 19, 2018
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Fag with a vag

wanna know whats worse than a chick with a dick? fag with a vag
by UnknownSlav January 23, 2019
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mad fag

very, extremely gay. if your name is Landon then you definitely have mad fag.
Ex: wow, Landon is so mad fag, he sux dicks.
by crustycroissant October 8, 2018
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mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.
Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.
by crustycroissant October 8, 2018
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fagging a smoke

A simple reversal of the phrase, "Smoking a fag" in relation to how the Tea People say smoking a cigarette, making it mean something completely different and, dare I say, surprisingly fitting.
1. Colyn: "Ah shit m8, I'm out of cigs! Mind if I bum a smoke?"

Sam: "Nope, but you CAN fag a smoke if you know what I mean?"

*Colyn immediately, and savagely sucked Sam's cock to fuel his faggatorial, Bri'ish needs*
2. "Yo I heard Johnny was caught fagging a smoke in the bathroom, what a fuckin pommie"
by Hanz Jude Reichler August 16, 2022
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Schrödingers Fag

when you're violently homophobic, but also violently homosexual at the same time.
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by SchroFag October 28, 2022
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Carrot Fag

A term that is commonly used to describe a nasty, homosexual ginger person. These people often are very unfunny and make every situation they're in worse. This person tends to ruin your day no matter what they are doing.
Ugh I hate that carrot fag!
by kieleezy January 14, 2022
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