Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression
by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: 😭💔😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
by lolWhichName September 16, 2022

by Ksleeeezy August 18, 2014

The sadness you feel after you've finished bingeing a really good show and all you want is to watch more but you can't.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Synonym to Post-Binge Syndrome.
Person 1: I'm just not feeling up to it. I wanna do nothing all day.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
Person 2: Post-Binge depression?
Person 1: Yup. Gravity Falls.
by Blukat2 November 3, 2023

“I just lost in my game” That’s depressable
by Annie Lomas November 8, 2021

Depression: ur parents are divorced. ur sis is ur counselor/ therapist. u cry urself to sleep every night bc u are scared u r letting people down and ur a disappointment. u hate life and people.
by uronline_bestieboo1 July 5, 2022
