Dark Brandon

A weak phrase liberals use in attempting to defend a senile old man who believes he's the president. However the man is actually a 81 year old who claims to see dead people and poops his pants in front of the Pope.

Did you guys see Dark Brandon own those MAGAs?

by bobob88888888 February 8, 2024

Dark Christ

A drug seller who sells false dream

I meet a dark Christ got some saver. Let's get the resurrection.

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

dark chocolate

not light chocolate dumbass

hey do you want some milk chocolate nah i want some dark chocolate

by alpha man/female January 14, 2022

dark peasant

The dark peasant is 2nd strongest in Totally Accurate Battle Simulator

Dark Peasants have a dark hands surrounded him to protect

Dark peasant cost 9999999

He is almost impossible to kill

by anonymous October 4, 2023

Dark side

The cool side of the pillow. Whenever it's too warm on the side of the pillow you're sleeping on, you flip to the DARK SIDE.

Jeff is a pussy and can't sleep under warm temperatures, so he flipped the pillow to the dark side.

by jeffisapussy January 12, 2020

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh

A very handsome and loving monkey. I would like to fuck his dog, but more so him.

Marc "In the Dark" Rajesh is so hot a would love to see him.

by sajkfghdjasf July 17, 2023

dark asf

Typically a tall black guy with the name of Reginald who is similiar in color to charcoal.

Dayyum reggie dark asf

by Ryan Wise April 28, 2016