Avoid the Mall Day 

On the day after Thanksgiving (a.k.a. Black Friday) all shopping areas are total chaos. Rather than fighting insane crowds to save a few dollars, the smart people stay home and avoid the malls on that Friday.

I hate holiday shopping crowds, so I honor Avoid the Mall Day and do my shopping on-line.

Avoid the Mall Day by Charles_U_Farley November 27, 2010

nigger of the day

A term used to describe a person that is being quite foolish or ignorant during a day.

Person 1: You are still in bed and haven't payed your cell phone bill. You are definitely the nigger of the day.

Nigger of the day: Well yesterday you were the nigger of the day because you ate watermelon and fried chicken.

nigger of the day by WordyMcWorderson February 21, 2010

Dolphy Day 

A day where Le Moyne college students on campus can drink pretty freely and do mostly whatever they want while getting free food, t-shirts, and activities and no one goes to class.

The best day in April is Dolphy Day

Dolphy Day by Blondria May 2, 2011

national kiss your crush day 

on october 25th , you have to kiss your crush. It could be on the cheek or if your bold , on the lips 😝

guy 1: Bro ima kiss my crush tomorrow
guy 2: why ?
guy 1: it’s national kiss your crush day !!
guy 2: I guess i will too

national kiss your crush day by Jadenw0045 October 16, 2019

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre 

The act of someone intentionally shitting on the floor, the toilet, or the wall of a bathroom stall. In some cases leaving a variety of pubes, poop, or a urine trail behind so when someone enters the bathroom they know something is wrong. These phantom shitters usually leave a signature to cover their true identity.

I walked into walmarts bathroom yesterday and knew something was a miss when I saw toilet paper leading to the bathroom stall. When I opened the door it was St. Diarrheas day Massacre all over again.

St. Diarrheas Day Massacre by Uncle Renegade February 24, 2009

three day hump 

The difficult period of the first three days of substaining from an addictive substance or habit. It is often the case that when you're trying to avoid doing something that you are addicted to, the earliest parts of it (often three days) are the hardest. The something addictive can smoking, drugs, alcohol, fast food or even a close and intense relationship. Once the inital peroid is up, however, the quitting, abstintence and rehabilitation process is more bearable on a day-by-day basis.

"Go easy on Mike today, he's quitting cigarettes. And he's still on the second day of the three day hump."

three day hump by November7 September 15, 2006

WTF day 

resolution of craziness that happens on a particular day, taking into account what has happened and deciding that she does not care anymore, summing up what has gone completely wrong and then feeling who cares? a day of {reckoning} then discarding the pain,

When she {figured} it all out in her head... she called it

WTF day. After thinking about everything that was insane, she decided it was WTF day. If you have a rotten job and are fired, then you can call it {WTF} Day or What The Fuck Day !

WTF day by madderenell August 25, 2009