Cheese Pie

A large shit after eating vast quantities of cheesecake.

"Whoah that's a lot of cheesecake."
"Yeah, I'm going to make a cheese pie later."

by Bear in the Bathroom November 29, 2019

squink cheese

When you collect enough cum so that you can make a pound of cheese from it. Possibly enough to make a squink pizza

I heard Sophie has a collection of squink cheese from her boyfriend's shrafe

by DepressoLatte November 30, 2019

Cheese gratter

Is a wood stick and sand paper wrapped around it and then tape it there you go cheese gratter.

Dude: hey man pass the cheese gratter
Grill: here

Dude: thanks

Cheese gratter: shkshksgksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshsksgskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskshskh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dude: Augh!
Grill: hmm dat shit good hmmm

by XXNX.COMChubs69_420 December 9, 2019

deez cheese

A faggot who comments the N-word on a school post.

Deez Cheese: Nigger

by Beez Deez December 17, 2019

Knob cheese

The yellow creamy stuff that builds up around ur cock when u carry on wanking without cleaning

Bro do u have knob cheese?

by Moshpit gang January 27, 2020

Dustbin cheese

The cheese that has been conjured on the side of the bun lid

Uncle Jim : “hows about that then dustbin cheese on a Wednesday”
Uncle Garry: “ it’s usually here on a Friday , is that a furrys skull in that bin?”

Uncle Jim : “ yes”

Uncle garry : “nice”

by Big craigs crack dealership May 9, 2020

Cheese grater

A method of masturbation involving the vigorous grating of ones tip with ones knucles

Mum - "why are your knuckles bleeding?"

Me - "it's from the cheese grater"

by Lord cheese 101 May 26, 2020