when you have a dream, usually involving someone you know, and something maybe a little romantic goes on, and you develop a confused crush for them (like a "maybe i had this dream because i like them" crush). probably most common with pre-teen girls.
A: dude!!! i had this dream where i kissed ___ and i don't know if i like her now or not!!
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
B: oh, dudeski, that's totally a dream crush. i get those almost nightly.
by royaume August 13, 2016
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“Yeah she fine as hell. You already know I crushed that.”
“Yeah she fine as hell. You already know I crushed that.”
by Misfity May 13, 2025
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Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia
by Demkitties February 6, 2019
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Another word for " friend-zoned "
Another word for " friend-zoned "
person 1: wow she's so pretty! i think i might have a crush on her...
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
person 2: you dont have a chance, she already has a girlfriend.
person 3: i guess you'd just have to stay alone with your friend crush.
by versatiledits January 19, 2019
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Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
Alot of people want to shoot their shoot so here is your chance 💗🫶🏼
You: guess what
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
Crush: what
You: its hug your crush day!
Crush: you liar
You: no its March 29th
Crush: dang it
You: so??
Crush: okay fine 💗
by Wrestler9 March 28, 2022
Get the Hug your crush day! mug.When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
by Nman1103 September 27, 2017
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