Dumpster Cat

A feral feline snatched from abject poverty, and brought into the home by altruistic humans under the false notion that the cat would prefer confinement and processed gruel over freedom and fresh rat flesh.

We "rescued" Toby from the alley behind our apartment. He claws at the doors and bites people when they try to pet him, but that's just how a Dumpster Cat shows affection.

by Va-JJ December 02, 2018

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cat dick

a person who is currently feeling the effects of fewer than two recreational drugs.

Person A: I'm so fucking drunk right now dude.
Person B: Just drunk?
Person A: Yeah I'm totally hammered mannn.
Person B: Whatever ...cat dick.

by Buttflap Johnson December 13, 2009

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Cat-Shower

noun. A sex position in which a girl lays down completely naked and starts meowing while another person completely naked stands above the girl meowing and hissing and letting drool slowly drip off their tongue while moving their tongue back and forth causing the spit to drop in a zigzag formation until it lands on the girl's tits or vagina which is spread with clamps.

verb. To stand over a naked girl while you're completely naked and let your drool swing from side to side off your tongue until it lands in the girl's vagina while you both meow.

Noun Form:
During class the other day, my teacher asked me to stay after class to talk to her about something. So after the bell rang I stayed. Once everyone had left, she closed the door, turned toward me, and grabbed me by the clasper (that's shark-talk for penis) which turned immediately hard. Then, she looked me straight in the eye and said, "I want a cat-shower!" At this point had to pretend to tie my shoe to hide my raging boner and then I proceeded to give her a cat-shower, completely naked and meowing the whole time.

Verb Form:
- Hey man! How was that Filipino hooker last night?
- Oh man it was fucking crazy! I cat-showered her so hard Bro!
- Nice! Were her pussy lips spread with clamps?
- Of course! Otherwise it wouldn't have been a cat-shower!
- True..

by I have a weiner on my nips. April 07, 2011

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Cat Brain

1. The showing of one's scrotum bunched up in one hand tightly so it resembles cat brains. Usually used to make someone look so you can then call them "gay" and a "fag" and with good reason.

Brian: Hey colin look at this
Colin: What
*Brian whips out the cat brains
Colin: WTF thats nasty
Brian: OMG you looked what a FAG!

by Kirk Johnson November 27, 2005

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Arctic Cat

An american made Snowmobile powered by a Suzuki engine. Dubbed the fasted Snowmobiles in Production since the early nineties. Modernly known for having the Industry leading horsepower as the new 800 twin H.O engines produce more power than the Ski-Doo and Polaris 800s, and the Yamaha Apex's 1000 4 cylinder four stroke. After recovering from Bankruptcy in the early 80's they have usually kept ahead with technology, for example, they were the first to build a sled with an aluminum chassis, reducing weight, and first to produce the Wishbone front suspension, eliminating the trailing arms.

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by Catmaster930 June 25, 2011

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