A person who crushes fakes a mental injury in order to acquire pills such as quils. These pills are often crushed and sniffed, or cooked up into a spoon for "hooting".
1. Doctor: Are you still hearing voices in your head telling you to kill yourself?
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?
Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
2. Omar (Captain Quil): Yes, all the time. Now can I please get a some pills prescribed?
Later that evening Omar snifs the quils.
by CharlesTheQuil April 3, 2009
Get the Captain Quilmug. Based on the true story of the pirates who control the Horn of Africa, the captain Phillips is the act of sticking Somalian weapons in your partners genitals followed by screaming "I am the captain now!!!"
by Snitches.get.stiches. August 26, 2017
Get the the captain phillipsmug. Captain J. Skinnybones is a very short, skinny, and epileptic captain who will have an immediate seizure if you shine a blare light in his eyes. His real name is Joshua and he rages over video games, discord, and is horrible at just about everything he does. What is he a captain of? I don't know. Don't ask me, ask him. Also, did I mention he's REALLY short and skinny?
Captain J. Skinnybones just beat me in Big Scary forty-seven times over. I will now shine a blare light in his eyes as punishment.
by Bartholomew The Eraser March 20, 2024
Get the Captain J. Skinnybonesmug. 
Get the Captains Knockmug. by drummerjg June 9, 2012
Get the Captain Pissermug. When nobody from the class knows the answer to the question and you are the only one to know the answer to it
by DraxlerPSG October 2, 2020
Get the Captain Gavmug. by bomb236669 November 26, 2018
Get the space gunner captainmug.