Dusting the beef curtains

This is the term used when a person goes down on a female and decides it would be a good idea to motorboat the vagina, if used on a blue waffle it would be called blueberry jammin

Dusting the beef curtains is: see motorboat, except sub tits for vag

by abmg August 06, 2010

nuclear roast beef

noun
A type of vagina that is old and tattered to the point where it is dangerous to put your dick in or around her vagina.

I could not put my dick near her nuclear roast beef because I didn't want AIDS.

by JACK GARRRRRR October 28, 2013

roast beef curtain

In female humans, the outer labia. See also: meat drape

I was gonna fuck Bobbi Sue, but after examining her roast beef curtain, I decided against it.

by Jimmy July 10, 2003

Eating Beef Sandwiches

The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.

I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.

by Munglai January 18, 2004

beef jerkey johnson

a sasquatchular, slightly ginger, rednecked who enjoys rock climbing without a shirt, making beef jerkey, and who gets stung by bees while sleeping. Also a spaz

Wow that kid is a Beef Jerkey Johnson

Oh george bush is more of a redneck than Beef Jerkey Johnson


Wow he's as good of a rock climber as Beef Jerkey Johnson

by think tank inc. March 15, 2009

beef sandwich vagina

The name given to a vagina with very meaty loose flapping labia lips, which more than not smells like a week old plate of rotting anchovies. I have fucked a woman such as this. I'm not proud but there you go.

"Oh, please tell me you didn't fuck her beef sandwich vagina."
"Man, I wasn't going to but it had been a while and besides she was splayed out on the bed and it would have been rude of me to pass up on that."
"But dude, I've heard she's got more of her cooch outside of her than in her."
"I'll be honest, I did dry heave a number of times but once in, it was all good and fine. The aroma was a bit on the nose though."

by mammarylane October 23, 2015

Hot Beef Infection

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much, and then the daddy fucks her, then the mommy gets a sexually transmitted disease.

"Why did James give me a hot beef infection?!"

by Gids Mcgee November 13, 2007